the magic goat

Alright I’m joining the complaint bandwagon here.

I’ll be honest I was fine with the Community Tab and I could handle the pop-ups at the start. I get it, Dorian wants users to check out their app. There’s plenty of advertisement for it, I’m sure it works well.

So why are they adding two new links to NON-DAILY events to the Dailies screen? These could fit perfectly as a regular pop-up, or in the community tab.

I also want to touch on the change to the Tales button. They swapped it so that Tales is the smaller one and the larger one takes you to Dorian. It irks me, a lot.

I almost wish it was Nix Hydra that still owned The Arcana, but Dorian owns it now. That’s why all the ads, they’re marketing their own app.

comparing hand sizes 

piggy back rides 

nose bops

back rubs 

bear hugs 

lays down using your thighs for pillows 

holds your hands under tables 

deep conversations when you both can't sleep 

cheek kisses

doesn’t go to work when you want to spend time with you 

helping him when he gets too drunk 

he doesn’t go to sleep without you, EVER. Even when you're not there, he stays up just in case you come back early. 

Every morning he tell you “I Love You” so he is the first thing you think about 

Loves showing you new places in the city you haven’t seen before 

Loves taking to you out to sea and like telling you stories about his childhood 

Loves “sneaking out” even if you’re both grown and have your own place

Loves going to the market and getting you random things even when you didn’t ask for them 

Loves when you wear his clothes, thinks you’re the cutest person on earth 

Alright I’m joining the complaint bandwagon here.

I’ll be honest I was fine with the Community Tab and I could handle the pop-ups at the start. I get it, Dorian wants users to check out their app. There’s plenty of advertisement for it, I’m sure it works well.

So why are they adding two new links to NON-DAILY events to the Dailies screen? These could fit perfectly as a regular pop-up, or in the community tab.

I also want to touch on the change to the Tales button. They swapped it so that Tales is the smaller one and the larger one takes you to Dorian. It irks me, a lot.

im toxic, I'm slippin' under

With a taste of a poison paradise