Evil? EVIL!

I accidentally injected my automaton with too much liquid life-force; its metal is turning into flesh.

I just created a device that can make any fictional character real by replacing and erasing someone with the character. Someone just stole it from my lab. If you find it please bring it back to me.

The experement to breed ravens with human intelegence is going very well.

Proper disposal of chemicals is important as you don't know what will happen to them after you dispose of them. What I am trying to say is that I accedentaly gave most of the animals around my evil tower human cognition.

Evil Science and the Dark Arts are not mutually exclusive.

Shit, One of my evil vats of serum have exploded. My henchmen, turned to beasts.

Who up evilin they sciences

fuck it werewolf serum i honestly don't have any evil plans, fuck.

No no no. I slipped and fell and my devices just so happened to come together in a way that it creates an anthro reindeer transformation ray. No no. It wasn't intentional just an accident.

Fuck, i have so many evil plans i want to do but ot wouldn't be seasonal to do them. Guess I will have to wait 4 more months.

No, you can not drink the fur serum unless you want to of course.