Fish

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

it's all sensation and consumption and intimacy. it's all violence and beauty and taste. it's all wild and animalistic and elevated by our humanity. it's all deeply cultural and symbolic. it's all enjoyed by every sense the body has to offer.

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

I’m going to reblog just cuz this cute lil shit here deserves it

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

They should live stream Zack and Cody going to the restaurant lol

We have to remind them so they don’t miss it! A long wait has paid off

@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????

I think it involves blood magic.

@ other writers: How in the hell do you write long things????

It definitely involves blood magic.

@ writers: how in the hell do you write

its blood magic all the way down

@ writers: How do you learn blood magic?

it definitely involves writing

She wants a vocal man. A man who will gasp every time he slides inside her and pant like he’s running a marathon because the pussy is just that damn good. A man who lets out a constant “FUCK” because just the feeling of her pussy wrapped around your cock is enough to make you feel like you’re in heaven. A man who isn’t afraid to moan and whisper sweet nothings into her ear knowing it sends chills down her spine and makes her crave you even more. A man who will constantly praise her but also degrade her when the moment is right. A man who will not only brush her hair out of her face when she has his cock in her mouth, but a man who will look into her eyes and tell her she’s the most gorgeous girl he’s ever seen. Be vocal man I promise she’ll love it.

when fanfic writers put in their author’s notes “this was so self indulgent” man i’m so happy for you. i hope so. i hope you had a blast making this. i love you

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests