Running On Anxiety, Tea And Goldfish Crackers

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

I initially read this as “tomatoes don’t fuck around” and boy howdy did it make the rest of the post really fucking confusing

@foxpost-generator

^w^

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

Trans dragon meets enby dragon?

What did he do with the real Officer B

Officer B shows up right after this scene. Though it’s heavily implied that Officer B was actually another Ditto that learned human speech all along.

Finding out that dittos can impersonate humans is one of the more horrifying Pokemon facts I’ve learned by accident, if only because it opens up another possible candidate for who Ash’s dad might be.

godspeed purple llama friend

There he go

There he go

There he go

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

you get it

“Halloween 10: The Fuckering”

“Fuckering lights” makes me cackle EVERY time I see it.

@mylittlehime @neoyi