BEWARE THE AUTUMN PEOPLE

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

feeling like the health inspector

you would think acting normal about women's bodies is like climbing 1 billion mountains with the way people just utterly refuse to do it

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport

Cats are so great. Just a weird little guy with a definite-but-incomprensible Agenda, who lives in your home.

responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.

“actually op was lying for notes SO” so what? do you think i come to tumblr, a casual blogging website on the internet, to listen to board tested & reviewed personal stories? do you think I sit there patiently, tapping a merry little tune, as the op gets cross-examined by the tumblr jury to ensure they aren’t lying under oath? do you think your blorbos and bleebees will be tarnished if they exist on the same dash as a tall tale?

i've started believing things based on whether or not i think they're funny and i gotta say this has measurably improved my life