For the Love of Squirrels

I think dwarves would absolutely love guns. Also, I think elves would abhor them- which would make the dwarves like guns even more.

This reads like Merry and Pippin talking.

God I hope so

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

I CANNOT wash another plate i swear

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

for the record i posted this in bed at like almost 1 am right before putting my phone down and falling asleep instantly and then i woke up to this having like 800 notes

i'm also concerned, i do also live there

what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

That’s it, that’s distilled to their essence

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it