A Sinkhole for Fixations

Blanc: uhm. Phillip. Er, forgive me but... Is this a date?

Phillip: Ah yes, well done. I was worried that i hadn't been dropping enough clues.

Blanc: (realization dawning, mortified) oh my God...

Phillip: I understand that is primarily how detectives communicate, dont they? clues?

Blanc: Not primarily!!

Phillip: I was hoping for another death, so I could leave a formal invitation to dinner next to the murder weapon.

Blanc: (rolls his eyes) that won't be necessary. And my apologies. If it's any consolation i am very much enjoying being courted. Its just that we detectives are often so wrapped up in the not-so-obvious that we... overlook that which in retrospect is very obvious. Extremely obvious. (to himself) we walked around the park with gelato.

Phillip: no apologies needed, I figured you were fully occupied by Stuart's murder.

Stede Bonnet, and his crew when they’re around him, live in a Muppet movie. I didn’t come up with this analogy but it’s so accurate. Insane physical comedy and comedy-action where no one really gets hurt. Mild peril but you know everything is gonna work out. Terrible puns and sight gags, but room for sweet, genuine emotional moments too. The rules of time, space, probability and logic will bend for a good joke.

Izzy Hands is in a grimdark action/drama where if someone gets stabbed in the gut they will behave normally and fucking die. (Probably slowly and painfully, of sepsis.) Crucially I think Izzy also lives in a genre where you can only be subtextually queer, and violence (done for or with or to each other) is the only acceptable form of intimacy between men. This is why being forcibly dragged into Stede’s world, where everyone is busy having silly low-stakes misadventures and being gay and emotionally available all over the main text–and seeing his Subtextual Boyfriend go into this world and love it–sends him round the twist.

The British, Spanish and other imperialist militaries are in a Master and Commander-style naval adventure where they’re the heroes. This is why they all take it completely seriously when Stede (unintentionally) kills Badminton and takes hostages, even though we can see that he bumbled his way into it ass-backwards. This is also why Stede is so shocked to get actually for real stabbed aboard the Spanish ship. (“Did you mean to do that?”) He didn’t realize until that moment that he’d stepped into a different genre. The stabbing is one of the first Surprise Genre Switch moments we get and in retrospect it’s very important for setting up that in this world, the threat of getting hurt or killed is very real–which we need to understand to know that there are real stakes much later, when Stede almost gets executed by the British.

"Hello darkness, my old friend"