The Lonely Dwobbit.

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

he really said 😬

“but there’s no reason for this character to be gay” do u think irl gay people are gay to advance a plot dude

I love it and her and i

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

im a whole entire 21 year old woman and i just drove a toddler-sized electric jeep covered in pictures of frozen characters down a street so i could park it in a garage. i couldnt fit in the seats so i sat on the trunk of the mini vehicle. im not currently wearing contact lenses or glasses so i couldnt actually see anything. i was squinting and grimacing the entire time in an effort to focus on not crashing and dying. let it go was blasting through the speakers

(rolls up to your apartment building in a comically small jeep that hits a maximum of 8mph, squinting so hard my entire face is contorted into a grimace, love is an open door squeaking through the speakers) hey what’s up im your uber

Ohh yall all hate vore until the little pink orb dose it… i see how it is

Shut up shut up shut up please shut up

I love how tumblr has its own calendar based on whatever weird fixations become part of our niche culture. No one in the outside world, with the exception of academics perhaps, thinks about the ides of March every fucking year, or about Justin Timberlake at the end of April. Yet for me these are vital milestones in a year.

Out of touch thursday and fingers in his ass sunday are the only way I keep track of the days during quarantine

Give It Up For Day Fifteen always reminds me that we’re in the middle of whatever month it is

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant