Mary Shelley Has The Fattest Brain

no emotional object permanence

twitter is fun hehehehhe

Please PLEASE God please be a bot or a psyop.

I’m biphobic surprise

when y’all said RuPaul was fracking i just thought it was new LGBT lingo

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

I’ve made a terrible mistake

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

LOOK AT IT CRAWLING

that last one is my during school 

I am a cat and God is a young girl on a trampoline

Can you believe 14 year old azula delivered the best line of any villain ever “don’t flatter yourself. You were never even a player” iconic

Actually the best line of any villain ever was, “Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.” Also spoken by Azula, age 14.

ugh to be annabeth chase..... her mans fatal flaw is LOYALTY......... one in a million

#tru bros never let you live down that time you told anthony hopkins #to tone it down [starlingshrike]

People say he was phoning it in? I thought he was hilarious, him pretending to be Loki pretending to be Odin was hilarious and I’ll never forget Anthony Hopkins putting down his wine goblet and muttering “shit” as he sees Thor and knows some jig is about to be up.

bottoms should still send cock pics it’s important too

tops should still send butt pics it’s important too