WonderGays

Rumi has zero body issues (besides her patterns) she doesn’t feel bad for eating as much as she needs to, she doesn’t feel awkward about the fact she’s utterly ripped or for being bigger than most Idols because Celine made SURE she ate when she was a kid.

Rumi knows she’s awkward and kinda weird but doesn’t feel bad about it because Celine was like ‘don’t worry you can be as weird as you want off stage and I’ll make sure you know how to fake it’

Sexuality crisis? Not for Rumi! Celine, having been devastatingly in love with a woman in the late 90’s/early 00’s was like ‘I’m too emotionally constipated to have this conversation but here are some books if you feel curious’

Presidential Alert

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

Zoey and Mira embracing the patterns look~ ✨✨✨

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

making elphie sit on her bed while glinda models each and every dress and elphie just sits there letting it happen with a little smile on her face