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Nothing on the face of the Earth will be enough to describe the pure hatred I have for Triton. He’s my favorite character, but if he ever died I would be celebrating and using him as a piñata for his burial. I used to be a huge, BLIND fan. But he’s such a FUCKING DICK. I was HOPING he’d get character development, I was really hoping for him to go the same path as Earth and recognize his flaws…but NO. He’s an insidious, treacherous fool who is only glazed for outside appeal. What he’s done is ABOMINABLE. AND ONLY FOR HIS OWN GAIN. LEAVING KIDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A REVOLUTION YOU’VE OUTRIGHT OPPOSED? SHAMING A PLANET WITH MEMORY LOST, WHEN YOUR ASS CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING. But ohohohogwunooo.. it’s okay!! 🥹 he’s Callisto’s little alpha diddler boy! FUCKING Callisto. I won’t get started on her. Their ship is the most dry, 4 day expired bread left on the side of the road in 1805 between an orphanage and barbershop I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE. “UAGHJGGH H😢😢😢😢😢MYYYY WIFEEEE! NOOO OUR PLANETS ARE SPLIT APART” I hope you get an unsanitary surgery to wipe your stupid FUCKING face off. The only thing Triton is good for right now is an infection au where he’s the first to mutate and someone’s rule 34 tab.

AND TRILLISTO. INSIDIOUS.

The chemistry between them is unremarkable and they just started liking each other beccauuuse?? Can’t have a SINGLE woman character in this show that isn’t being pulled in some straight relationship because everyone IS A FUCKIGN BOY. GANYMEDE AND EUROPA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUSLLY MAKES SENSE. Callisto over here being made into some poor sub who can't fight for herself 😢😢it happened with Titan and Titania FOR EXAMPLE. OVER NAMES. and it's happening with THIS. I’d rather become a lab rat forced to learn Fourier transform than watch them become canon. it seems that every female who has some kind of chemistry w a guy in the show loses all their personality and becomes a FUCKING TOKEN.

Triton is a HORRIBLE character and the only thing that can save him right now is an Earth level character arc. And people don’t TALK ABOUT IT. HE’S NOT COOL. IF HE DIDN’T HAVE THOSE STUPID ASS GLASSES THEN NO ONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT. He treats his SIBLINGS like shit, his PLANET, and guess how he acts? Like. SHIT. And for what just to be a cold alpha?? AND DON’T BRING TRAUMA INTO IT. WE DON’T EVEN REMOTELY KNOW WHAT IT IS AND ANY SIGNS OF IT ACTUALLY AFFECTING HIM. NO excuses. He’s just a LOSER. Memory problem doesn’t excuse you being a FUCKING asshole ✌️✌️he could've been great. I swear on my fourth grade teacher’s life if he doesn’t get an arc or at least RECOGNIZES. LITERALLY ANYTHING HE’S DONE. I’m throwing him in the Kuiper Belt and making sure he remembers this time.Stop carrying Callisto around in your pocket with shining armour and acting like a sad edgy old man with a rusty Harley Davidson and GROW UPPPPP. This glazing of this character is unreal and I will forever hate him with every little microplastic on this planet.

PAPERSPADES/PAPER X JACK 🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍

Ever since the remastered started, I thought of it like just the characters replaying their past like some kind of play. Because I've always interpreted season one as when we were all children and found the idea of the remastered off. AND I THINK I'M RIGHT.

In remastered S1E8, OJ mentioned having deja vu from Marshmallow’s time traveling. And this would've been swept aside if he said it before she mentioned the travel effects. This piece of information has to be important, especially with how many changes have happened in the remastered series already.

Example btw ↘️↘️

Y'know how the remastered isn't exactly the same retelling? With new characters like Bookcasey? Remember the other corn person in IIIV that we know nothing about? Why would they introduce so many new things so quickly without a proper explanation and let it affect the story without a reason for their actions?

Well remember TPOT, and specifically TPOT 20. One just came out of nowhere, already affecting the cast and implying lore we didn't know about. Not UNTIL it played out all in one episode (TPOT 20); taking place in the past but explaining the future and her motives, and instead of showing exact events as they played, but rather a story retelling itself. From their view.

What takes place in the past but being retold in the future? The remastered series of Inanimate insanity. Who's the new character assessing danger without knowledge of them? The new corn person in IIIV.

(And to add, TPOT 20 and the remastered have one clear thing in common: a retold of an older story with their current voices and animation quality. Of course, the remastered has that name for a reason, but who's to say it's not to explain things either)

This all sounds like a stretch and I'm honestly just rambling, but what if the remastered and IIIV have something to do with each other? Characters are acting differently, even just slightly. New things are going on with little to no explanation. One's arc wasn't visible enough to us UNTIL their story was retold, and I think that's what the remastered will do for IIIV and/or characters like Mephone.