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hey i’m really depressed right now if you guys could reblog this that would be great. every note is a separate reason for me not to kill myself if you don’t mind…
REBLOG THIS, folks.
You matter.
This NEEDS more notes!!!
YOU WILL BE LOVED!!!
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How much do i actually read?
okay so i’m in a friend group where people read a lot, but to no surprise i’m the only one who read fanfic.
this makes me seem like the person who read the least when i’m properly one of them who read the most. It’s not like it really matter in anyway. but it always kinda annoys me, that when the talk lands on “i read X number of pages” that i don’t know the ‘true’ number…
so with the help of google sheets and an words to pages converter will i track ‘all’ of my reading. (i will start with trying the rest of the year)
now I always love being nosy, and therefore i’m inviting you all to join!
not only am i leaving an link so you can see mine sheet, but i’m also leaving an link of the same blank sheet that i’m using (even though i have changed the code in mine a little) + an link to an “words to pages converter”
and then if you want you can leave an link to your sheet!
!!SO YOU CAN JOIN!!
my sheet with what i have read
clean sheet ORG (click on file and then make a copy)
my version of the sheet (click on the file and then make a copy)
words to pages converter
tl;dr I’m really tired of it seeming like i read next to nothing when i use way to much time on it, so i’m gonna track all i read. And i’m inviting you to join!
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink
John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he
“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”
“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“
the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”
everybody else is like “charles no”
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.
Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.
Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
“I just thought she was really liberal!”
“Look, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes you’re handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, I’m definitely bi.”
Kurt: My partner must be top of the line, organized, graceful-
Blaine: Hi, I’m Blai- (trips over nothing, spills water all over Wes, accidentally pours dirt on Rachel)
Kurt:
Kurt: I want that one.
So I made these for some reason
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Some of you have never confessed your love for your best friend while they are bedazziling the casket for their dead warbler and it really shows
I know so many people are sad, we’re at the end of an era. Things that has been stable in the phandom for years are coming to an end, and change can be hard. The truth is I’m not upset at all, I’m happy for Dan and Phil and really excited to see these changes
No more PINOF? That’s fine… Honestly, they’re 30, and who wants to be drawing cat whiskers on their face with sharpie at that age. They’ve grown from that, and while it won’t feel the same next year when that time comes, they do want to start a new annual tradition. They’ve talked about doing mukbangs every year and THAT’S EXCITING!
Goodbye AmazingPhil? Since the start of his channel his background has looked like that. I’ve been anticipating change since they moved to the duplex. He’s an adult who really no longer relates to his background of over 10 years! THAT’S EXCITING!
Dan’s channel? This man has grown a lot this past year, and I loved watching him become more open and accepting who he is. Whatever he does to his background and whatever videos he wants to post I will welcome and watch just the same, with a big smile on my face, and lots of laugh. THAT’S EXCITING!
DAPG? It’s good to have a hiatus from time to time. They milked out a lot of videos and sometimes it just seemed to get content out for us. I don’t care that there’s going to be a break. Sure, lots of our favorite series are coming to an end, and it’s scary not knowing what Dilmas has in store, but it’s good to focus on more than just the Sims. I can’t wait to see what comes after the hiatus. THAT’S EXCITING!
I’m excited, there’s a bunch of exciting things coming our way, change is a scary, but change is also exciting!
I can’t wait for DnP in 2019!
“… but all along it really was just the cat!” Sherlock concluded and burst into laughter. John joined in, doubling over his mostly empty plate of crispy noodles and shaking with mirth.
It was a couple of minutes before either man could stop laughing and in that time their very annoyed looking waiter rather pointedly dropped off the check. Automatically John reached towards it only to be beaten there by Sherlock. “My treat, I insist.”
John just shrugged and reached instead for one of the fortune cookies that had been on top of the bill. He deliberately selected the one that had been closer to the other man and began to open the slippery cellophane only to pause as an idea crossed his mind. Holding up the half opened cookie he looked across the table and demanded, “Okay then. Tell me my fortune.”
“What?” Sherlock asked looking up from the check. A flush from the plum wine they had drunk colored his pale cheeks and his eyes were still shining from their shared laughter.
John’s heart surged at the sight. He had to clear his throat before he could say, “You claimed you could predict the fortune cookies. So tell me, genius, what is my fortune.”
Sherlock grinned widely at him for a second then he put on an exaggeratedly serious face. He made a great show of studying the cookie, even taking out his pocket magnifying glass to glance at it before declaring gravely, “Your fortune says, ‘You will meet a tall, dark stranger.’”
John scoffed, ‘Really? That is what you are going with.”
“Because it is true.”
“Okay, we’ll just see,” John said. He finished tearing open the wrapper and broke open the cookie, peering down at the tiny slip of paper only to read, ‘The love of your life is sitting across from you.’ The smile fell from his face, replaced by shock as he looked up from the paper and at the beautiful, mad man in front of him.
“Well,” Sherlock demanded. “Was I right?”
“Exactly right,” John lied. “Tall dark stranger, just like you said. You must have cheated.”
Omg… OMG!!!!!!
Roman: Hey Virgil? Are you sure it’s healthy for you to be cooped up inside all day?
Virgil: That’s okay, I get all the sunshine I need
Roman: How?
Patton: *barges in* Hey Kiddo! You’ll never guess what happened today…
*Patton rambles on as Virgil puts sunscreen on and puts on some sunglasses*
Logan: *from the other room* THAT DOESN’T COUNT!
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For @hooded-cat who wanted Roman saying “Hey guys, I’m here and I’m ready to bitch.” (Posting it like this cause the ask was sent via fan mail OMG I thought tumblr had got rid of that lmao
Uni au sentence prompts
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Not for the first time, Logan’s studying is interrupted by Roman. Though this time, he’s almost impressed- he’d booked a private study room in the library, and for all he knows, Roman must have some sort of tracking device on him to figure out where he is.
Roman dramatically leaps onto the table, papers scattering everywhere. He’s wearing sunglasses and carrying a Starbucks cup.
“Hey guys-“
“You know it’s just me here, the plural is unnecessary-“
“I’m here and I’m ready to bitch!”
Logan stares at him. “Roman-“ He grabs the sunglasses off to look at him properly, ignoring the indignant “hey!” “You don’t even like Starbucks,” Logan says, fighting back a laugh. “Did you just do this for… the look?”
Roman crosses his arms in a huff. “No! This is serious, Logan, I’m annoyed.”
“Hmm.” Although, Logan does know Roman’s “bitching sessions” are rarely unjustified or mean-spirited. He suspects this is another rant about the cut funding for the drama department.
“Oh, go on then,” Logan sighs, leaning back in his chair expectantly.
Roman grins. “Really?”
“I’ll be sure to gasp in outrage at all the right moments.”
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if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
#he wants the phd
Have some wholesome single dad!Logan and small-for-his-age toddler!Virgil. Edit: I was a freaking dummy and forgot to say that the idea for the butterfly hoodie/onsie was from @wisepuma23 and you should go spam them with love for how cute it is!
Mini fic below the cut because it got longer than I anticipated.
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harrys so cute i want 7
its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles
Slow clap for the HP fandom
Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.
Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?
Dick or no dick, this post has some of the biggest dick energy I have ever seen.
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Behold! My favorite photos of Talyn!
Bonus:
Two more:
good and important post
OH Shit, they’re perfect
so this is @danielhowell and @amazingphil as characters of Detroit:become human. These are pretty messy sketches, because i have doubts if it should become a full thing
what do you think? should i draw them properly?
