gracie abrams
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Discoholic 🪩
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
EXPECTATIONS
pixel skylines
Keni
🪼
Kiana Khansmith
Doug Jones
Fai_Ryy
Product Placement
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
seen from Russia
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seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
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seen from Japan
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Maldives
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@thelazybutler
they come, they eat, they come, they leave, they come
a bug slice
the sun grows the food
the ants pick the food
the sun grows the food
the grasshoppers eat the food
the ants pick the food
the ants eat the food
the grasshoppers eat the sun
the grass grows
ants
AND THE BIRDS EAT THE GRASSHOPPERS
and brother? i hurt people
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i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.
every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going
I have got to play this game
Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.
no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.
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Emil Orlik (1870–1932), “Skull and Crowned Bird”
woodcut on paper, 1897 — source
A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.
You wish you were me
I can do it on rocks also
When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it
if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be
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christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge
atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks
agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from
randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing
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Georg Erler (1871–1950), “Death and the Maiden”
etchings, c. early 20th century — source
Rolf Winkler (1884–1942), “Laughing Jester Skull”
vignette from ‘Der Orchideengarten’ Vol.1 #3, 1918
source
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
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this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
