Paint me like one of your Ghibli backgrounds

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

@bluewithpurplepolkadots

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why did no one tag @argumate

gonna have to up my owl game.

internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal 

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Following the playbook as expected…

This has 23 co-sponsors from GA, AR, SC, TX, AZ, WI, OH, MO, TN, OK, VA, and IN. If you live in one of these states, these are your representatives. Link.

This is fucking ridiculous

FUCK

the main difference b/w bi women and lesbians, besides who we are attracted to, is that bi women use dual wield weapons and lesbians use one larger weapon. the dps is about equal but lesbians excel at single target and bi women are good at aoe, so i would suggest having at least one of each in your party for endgame discourse

I have a very soft spot for inept criminals.

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.