little frog in drag

ascend

bye bye lil sebastian

Was hoping Alys Rivers would have Aemond in a saw trap but I'll settle for seeing him bottom for her on next week's episode.

This is the RIVERLANDS we BETRAY OURSELVES FOR NOTHING and DIE in our THOUSANDS NAMELESS and PURPOSELESS and FORGOTTEN BY THE NARRATIVE in the MUD and they will SING NO SONGS OF IT take your sensitive ass back to the reach!!!!!!!

baela lines, aemond and aegon mutual "it should've been me" angst, criston cole suicide mission + foreshadowing, tyland resurrection, high valyrian dialogue, helaena realising she's a real fucking person, the larys read, jaehaerys mention, prayer to the stranger over the final scene, oh i'm smiling hard asf rn

gwayne giving CRISTON the lets just run away make a beautiful home for ourselves oranges across the sea speech…. #LOVEWINSSSSSSSS

"I am the realms greatest warrior” Sir you are the worlds first incel and you are going to get skewered by them rivermen and graybeards

“I’m the greatest warrior in the realm and they’re gonna sing songs about me and Alicent will love them” oh the saxophones are LOUD he not getting out this season!!

I did enjoy that Larys listed Sunfyre's beauty among Aegon's many advantages. Shut up about your hard-knock life, you had the world's prettiest dragon and you made him go to war. </3

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time