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The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

no but you don't understand. the episode is titled "The Southern Cross". The Southern Cross is the polar opposite to Polaris, to the North Star. The Southern Cross is not usually visible from the northern hemisphere. The last image of Dex this episode is him on a plane, listening to his tapes and going somewhere else, somewhere where his North Star (Matt) doesn't reach him. I'm going to throw up.

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets