The Crazed Tall Blahaj Girl

I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANNA WAG MY TAIL AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW EXCITED I AM!! TAIL TAIL TAIL WAG WAG WAG

Due to its legalization in multiple states, "Weed" has been reclassified as a Boomer Drug. To be considered cool, you must now smoke "Yeed."

I just want to add that the origin of this fact involved a dream where someone said "Women should be seen, not yeen," but I couldn't work it into a fact so my three girlfriends suggested changing it to a joke about weed, because yes, they smoke it.

i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.

If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

Nobody would even miss I-71 if some bacteria just fucking ate it

when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

lifehack: if you exchange pleasantries with people and fake smile a lot people will think you're nice and be nicer to you usually. REBLOG FOR MORE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

Because Noble’s a person who actually understands human attention spans, this will be a series of shorter articles rather than a 20,000 word monstrosity à la Beth 😅

CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.

my mutuals

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

I think knowledge should be free and everyone should have quick, easy access to researches in all fields to advance human science and literacy.