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Reimu rating Mystia as the most dangerous boss in IN

Youmu doesn’t know how to give a rating that isn’t 7 or 8

Reimu gives Kaguya ‘a good time’

“And then I put a maid in. Just your everyday superpowered maid.”

cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child

reisen is older than my mom. bunnies reach maturity at like 6 months old and if we assume reisen joined the army right at maturity, immediately before the lunar war started, that still makes her at least FIFTY

speaking of which tewi’s older than reisen by a lot. like, a LOT.

mokou is older than everyone in the myouren temple yet somehow has even LESS shit together

say marisa was 12 in eosd. that would make her… 25 today. marisa is a goddamn millennial.

again, let’s say sanae was in middle school in mof, like 13 or 14. today she’d be in her early 20s. if you assume she was in high school, that would make her like 26 what the  f uck

aya is A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

kosuzu is like, 13. this isn’t weird on it’s own but it totally is when you consider her two closest friends are technically both over 800

patchouli is one of the youngest touhous… at “ABOUT A HUNDRED”