The Light in the Darkness

Half-Life is so fucking funny. You have the WORST day at work and decide to go completely apeshit. Then it turns out you are so spectacularly good at going apeshit that it becomes your new job.

Back in my day, you couldn’t SKIP video game cutscenes. You want to know how many times I fucking heard Tarzan say “hee hee hoo hoo hah NOT CLAYTON”

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

@vivianvexing

This is the only image

She’s still thinking about that dog

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

@daxratchet