I'M severely mentally unwell

when i had insomnia for 3 weeks the only thing that finally got me to sleep in the end was watching markiplier play horror games. i find markiplier fairly annoying and i watched a few zombie-ish games even though ive had an irrational fear of zombies my whole life so i don't know why i even did this but it cured me so #yay

you've heard of "relating to the author's backstory then finding out they committed suicide", but have you ever experienced "relating to the author's deranged thought process then finding out they committed some horrible crime in real life" 😭

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

they should make a substance to abuse that has 1,000,000,000 positive consequences only

I'm like a fish that has never known water

im banned from romantic love

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

and it doesn't matter if they're really nice and nothing bad happens. talking to anybody in any capacity makes me feel like i need to be shot. i go on night walks sometimes so i can leave the house and still avoid people but last night 2 people talked to me and it ruined my walk. they were both incredibly nice but i couldn't just enjoy my walk anymore because i had to spend the rest of my walk replaying those interactions in my head the whole time and worrying about how i probably was stupid and annoying and weird and i should have said something differently bc i definitely didn't say the right things and need to be exploded 1 million times forever

... They're from sexual pensylvania.

i'm a bad person but i never leave the house so it's fine

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

only if you deserve it

I want to be a pornographic caricature but i have these stupid emotional and physical needs

*lights the tip of ur dick and smokes u like a joint*

does anyone want to play perverts with me

in 2026 i will evolve into a more advanced kind of pervert. this i promise

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.