Just a moose who loves juice

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

And Then, hone your research skills!

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

This is a painting to me.

"This is a historical mischaracterization but I think the figures I'm mischaracterizing would be into it" is a really funny take actually I support it

do it drunk. do it high

SHUT

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.