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I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses

the tumblr experience is literally taking a break and then coming back to two new gay men all settled into the dash like it's their home. like hey what happened to the other guys did you evict them

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

Hey question, why this music?

it’s a bop

You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

This is only about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond