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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

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I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult

BEANS! GETCHA BEANS! WE GOT BLUE BEANS, GREEN BEANS, ORANGE BEANS, PINK BEANS, RED BEANS, WE GOT UWU BEANS ANTI-UWU BEANS, BEANS YOU WOULDNT BEANLEAVE!!

I'm still mad about this btw why would you go to a concert if you're not going to get up and dance. With all your might. Like your life depends on it. What is wrong with you

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

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