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i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck