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Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

notice how everyones 30 now

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this