hayley ᢉ𐭩

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Correlation doesn't equal causation but at some point you have to look at the socially deviant army doctor who makes the world's biggest heart eyes at his male bunkies and gets accused of being gay by the CIA guy and makes so many queer flagging jokes that the one canonically gay guy comes to him for help and accept that they put a fruity bisexual who wants to get knocked up by his married bunkmates on prime time television in 1972

one thing mash really did nail is the complete chaos of the male living space. i walked into my friend’s college apartment once and two of his roommates were completely hammered and trying to figure out how long it would take them to brew their own beer while the third one was working on his golf swing in the middle of the living room while smoking a cigar. tell me that’s not an opening shot of the swamp