No One Likes A Loud Mage

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Bo Burnham's lyrics: *Make satire out of privilege, romance, gender roles, most genres of mainstream music, and the performing arts as an entire industry in a way that is universally comical but also genuinely thought-provoking*

Bo Burnham's lyrics: *Address heavy societal issues in depth but generally keeps everything lighthearted with his own brand of optimistic nihilism. Are well-read and often make references to classic literature. Provide insight on religion and existentialism on the level of a TED Talk*

Me: wow! He is so funny

Me: *watches Make Happy*

Aries: “The first son is called a world on fire” *SCREAMING*

Taurus: “Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own”

Gemini: “God sent his only son to die for our sins, his only son. But we are all gods children so to god we are all a bunch of girls”

Cancer: ”I never said I was funny ok so stop staring at me”

Leo: “I don’t want you to think that I think that I’m better than other people or that I think I know more than other people, okay, anyways heres a song from the perceptive of god”

Virgo:”Laughter is the best medicine, y’know besides medicine”

Libra: “If Jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?”

Scorpio: “My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, she liked to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time”

Sagittarius: “Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out that you shouldn’t be a dick”

Capricorn: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah a really good book”

Aquarius: “Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; or masturbate during the daytime.”