it fucken WIMDY
ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
My job is done.

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@theinterdan
it fucken WIMDY
ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
My job is done.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley
World Heritage Post
what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary
the 80s? wild.
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK?!!!!

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oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones
How did you know if you dialed the right number
each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart
i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime
Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.
Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.
I’m not even fucking 30 yet why
You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.
lmfao yoooo zero fucks.
That’s not a cursed image
Chess v2.001 Patch Notes
- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings
- Rooks go hog wild
you know.. that clip from nintendo direct seems real familiar-
god fucking damn it
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
……… fuck.

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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
Very slick aren’t you all?
His face: “Y'all think I didn’t know?”
😂😂😂
THE GUCKIN MUSIC
Inktober day 08 : Star.
Life hack
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.
This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.
Alpine Mountain Scene Alwin Arnegger - Date unknown

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
today is international octopus day