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bring shitposting back 2020

INCREDIBLE

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

Yes. And it created a generational 404

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

Agent of Chaos

if harry potter had been written by a man ginny would have died in book 2 and her death would have been used as Inspiration for harry to kill voldemort but instead ginny survives and drags herself up out of the chamber crying and spends the rest of the series becoming a fully developed character and reminding people of her trauma even when it’s inconvenient for them and that’s why i love her goodnight