the evil dead incorrect quotes

Ash: Kelly, I think you should play the role of my father.

Ash, talking to Pablo and Kelly: And until then, we need to do what any animal in nature does when it’s cornered.

Pablo: So do I give off, like, a cult leader vibe?

Pablo: I have a bad feeling about this...

Ash: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Ash: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Ruby: I'm not doing too well.

Ash: All we need is a ruse.

Ruby, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Linda: I don’t think your father approves of me.

Ash: From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Kelly write it down. She’s collecting them for my memoirs.

Ash: You know, Brandy, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.