All of you, quit your jobs immediately and go do that thing. It’s not our job to perpetuate the world—it’s our job to move it, sometimes kicking and screaming, FORWARD. You gaggle of fuckheads!... Chut Brimble out!
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Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God AKA It Who Persists
Verge
Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours
Propaganda
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times
Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics
Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work
Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.
Verge (Midnight Burger):
COME ON IT'S VERGE
Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.
Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them
Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)
Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is
It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward
BG saved its entire planet by eating her.
It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.
It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem
You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈
They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)
Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?
Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God AKA It Who Persists
Verge
Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours
Propaganda
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times
Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics
Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work
Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.
Verge (Midnight Burger):
COME ON IT'S VERGE
Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.
Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them
Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)
Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is
It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward
BG saved its entire planet by eating her.
It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.
It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem
You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈
They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)
Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?
His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
VOTE FOR DR. AVA MADDOX!!!! She’s even schrodinger’s bisexual!!!
She has, as of season 4, figured out All of the Universe(s) (yes all of it she knows how it works she is the biggest brain ever), and is well on her way to figuring out All of the Existence.
Found The Diner, so a time-travelling dimension-spanning vessel that is notoriously impossible to find, through the power of Math and her GIGANTIC BRAIN. SHE IS SO SMART. SHE'S A SMART MEAN LADY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Mean in the funniest, coolest, sexiest way possible. She will cut you to pieces and leave you to metaphorically bleed out on the sidewalk if you try her.
"The more you disconnect me from my physical body, the more powerful I become." Is an actual thing she said. And she is right.
Art of Elias Bouchard courtesy of @unfairlyfallen.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):
For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like
Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.
My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
Theoretical physicist with four PhDs
She writes in a fucking terrible dead form of Dutch shorthand because if she doesn't people will try to steal her science
She was a professor at Cornell so she's been through the pits of academia and back. And it very much shows.
She was disowned by her mom
Once she was kidnapped by space fascists and she made them cry and question the nature of their reality
Terrible taste in men. Sorry to say it but. It's true.
Lives in Her Booth like some sort of fae creature attached to her territory. No one is allowed to touch Her Booth.
Is fuelled by "coffee, nicotine and pure darkness"
Does Not Have Time For Your Bullshit
Does not know how to handle emotions
Tom Lehrer fan
She's in a situashionship with the most miserable man of the multiverse
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
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