that's hardcore man

World Heritage Post

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

*usually

gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing

I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess

I’m going to start posting all of my posts in the step of transferring the kids, Google can guess.

Google can think that I will start publishing all my posts during the child replacement phase.

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

beautyberry is such a well-named plant

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h