stay afraid. do it anyway.

Diversity win! The three people conning you for your corperate crimes are a polycule!

One of my favourite hobbies is giving extra firm handshakes to straight men to assert my dominance

as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering

u ever listen to black parade after a long stretch of not listening to mcr and then disenchanted comes on and rips your soul out clean through your chest

If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)

#leverage#like…the THING about eliot spencer is that he doesn’t WANT to go back to th e old days#he really doesn’t. he was a Bad Man in those old days#he was a Bad Enough man that his reputation as a violent and bloody person is pretty much cemented for the foreseeable future#BUT SOMETIMES…SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES WHEN THE LEVERAGE TEAM SHENANIGANS ARE TOO MUCH#you can practically HEAR THE THOUGHTS in his HEAD#‘i used to be a RESPECTED PERSON IN THIS HERE TOWN#and HERE I AM THREATENING PEOPLE OVER TEDDY BEARS’ takiki16

The inherent eroticism of a waistcoat

With the shirt sleeves rolled up?

Yes