ME, I'M STILL HEADED TOWARDS THE SUN!

Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

Most happy endings are a concession to conformity, unfortunately.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

Well that’s between me and my flesh