ME, I'M STILL HEADED TOWARDS THE SUN!

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

Why do people ask "This is satire, right?" rather than just "this is a joke, right?". Not everything is satire. Satire requires having little goat feet. And my feet are notably fins.

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments