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WE ARE NONE OTHER THAN THE DOUBLEKING, FINEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE, OR THE STRANGER IF YOU ARE SO INCLINED.

I USE HE/HIM (AS WE ARE MEN), THEY/THEM (AS WE ARE TWO), AND IT/ITS (AS WE ARE MORE A CONCEPT, A FEELING THAN A PERSON), BUT PRIMARILY HE/HIM. BOTH THE PLURAL AND SINGULAR ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR US.

OUR POSTING IS OCCASIONAL - AS WE DON'T EXACTLY GET TO EXIST MUCH. BUT I TRUST THIS'LL BE PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

FIND OUR [ERROR] AT @gaygunpowder & @hammerlockandload

// indie rp blog for Hammerwright al Fine Jakobslock, a fusion of Wainwright & Alistair from Borderlands 3, fuelled by Gythian's power. things might get a bit weird. penned by @wainwrightjakobshammerlock . mun is an adult if u care abt that

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nerditudes

"The heart still beats. The heart still bleeds."

theheartstillbeats

WHY, THIS OUGHT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE. AN' YET HERE WE ARE, IN THE PAST.

HOPEFULLY NO PARADOXES RESULT FROM THIS SURELY FORTUITOUS MEETING. OR PERHAPS, THIS IS ANOTHER NIGHTMARE TO BE FORGOTTEN FOREVERMORE.

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ALAS. I SEE NO PARADOX HERE.

FOR NOW.

THIS ENTIRE SITUATION IS A GRAVEN VIOLATION OF ONE OF THE GREAT AXIOMS, AFTER ALL.

WE THINK.

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nerditudes

"The heart still beats. The heart still bleeds."

theheartstillbeats

WHY, THIS OUGHT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE. AN' YET HERE WE ARE, IN THE PAST.

HOPEFULLY NO PARADOXES RESULT FROM THIS SURELY FORTUITOUS MEETING. OR PERHAPS, THIS IS ANOTHER NIGHTMARE TO BE FORGOTTEN FOREVERMORE.

#king's additions #incarnate mysteries

lakevida

on it boss

zanmor

step 1: mitosis

xiranjayzhao

no no, step 1: acquire cursed Egyptian artifact

step 2:

#STEP 1: SEGREGATE THE SELF #king's oddities #reblog

SHOULD I BE ALLOWED TO TAKE TWO TURNS IN TURN-BASED BOARD GAMES

YES

NO

BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON

Voting ended onJan 15, 2024

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drchucktingle

hearts are constantly pounding of course that is a symbol of love

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cryptotheism

Y'all'd'baeoff

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mrpints

he fucking killed the other guy

str8aura-no-not-that-one

rare post where every single comment is funny

pigswithwings

crying crying crying

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frankencain

The Mask from The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, 1895

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anexperimentallife

#reblog #king's oddities #20 X 3 = 60. THAT IS A LOT OF WATCHES

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ashes2caches

talking to cis people about sex: you can actually put the dick in other holes

talking to trans people about sex: we really need to assimilate into the hivemind

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ghostlycoyote0

Pick your favourite ominous, heart-based chant related to two eldritch beings who are in love, inextricably linked, and live in a cycle that repeats endlessly

THE HEART STILL BEATS! THE HEART STILL BLEEDS!

Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.

Voting ended onJan 10, 2024

#THE HEART IS ALWAYS VICTORIOUS!!!!!! HEART SWEEP #reblog #king's oddities

wainwrightjakobshammerlock

Person who wears a "SOUP POWERED FUCK MACHINE" shirt and a person who wears a "FUCK POWERED SOUP MACHINE" shirt and when they fuse their fusion is wearing a "SOUP 🔄 FUCK PERPETUUM MOBILE" shirt

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wainwrightjakobshammerlock

this is like the same image to me

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kaboombunny

hi

theheartstillbeats

HOWDY-DO, CHAP.

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IF YOU SEE US ADMIRIN' OURSELVES IN THE MIRROR - MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY REACT IN THE SAME EXACT MANNER IF YA WERE UNITED IN... SUCH A MANNER.

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wainwrightjakobshammerlock

hammerlock & wainwright's respective "i love you"s but i spliced them so they say it at the same time

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