The Halifox

a TOTAL loaf.

“Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair BeamNG.drive, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life; Whose misadventur’d piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents’ strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark’d love, And the continuance of their parents’ rage, Which, but their children’s end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours’ traffick of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.”

@punchingtheclock @polygondotcom

Those dinosaurs really made my Hal-Con/weekend/week/month/year.

Those election feelz got me like 👽

I’ve been on a historical war drama kick recently and I’ve learned that nothing’s more important than a stiff upper lip, old chap. Brexit those feels back to the colonies.

When they think you've been slaving away in the kitchen, but you've actually been stuffing your face with the appies because sharing is not your strong suit.

Finally finding that matching sock like ⚡

“The Hat That Taught Me to Embrace the Impermanent Nature of Things” A performance art installation in three acts.

When the trolls renting your air bnb eat all the cake. Full disclosure: I am these trolls. The 🍰 was 👌