clown car melodrama

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.