May The Flames Guide Thee

He makin biscuits

he thicc

I missed this

Man I been trying to tell y’all niggas these Dubai niggas flex hard as FUCK, my nig Habib is straight at the gentlemen’s club going nutty with the racks, gave that bitch a ten thousand dollar shower and super soaked some poor peasant walking past

Gotta reblog this again because I’m in awe.

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

@almostfamouspodcast

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

spreading these occasionally would be nice…