Raw me, Rick Sanchez

Otto gets fired part 1/3

My exposure on Instagram sucked so here I am back on Tumblr after 6 years with my latest obsession, #House of The Dragon in comic form.

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800 words - erotica - F/M - Pussy eating, fingering, finger fucking, wet and messy, praise kink, Miami speaks a little Spanish!

Link to story on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16240535

Translations of Spanish words:

Corazón = Pet name, literally saying “Heart”

Pero cómo? = But how?

Angelita = Little angel

Multi-chapter Fics

Up In The Air (Sugardaddy Rick x Reader) erotica: a multiple chapter fic about your job as a flight attendant that takes a turn, when you meet a tall passenger in an expensive Loro Piana suit. 

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 /

(On AO3 here)

Oh, Mr. Sanchez (Teacher Rick x Reader) erotica: You finally pull yourself together to do something about the flirting that had been going on between you and Mr. Sanchez - and an affair starts. 

Part 1 / Part 2

(On AO3 here)

Kindness and Wrath Series

Handsome; M/M, tying a tie, kissing, sweet touching, suits, fluffy ending - 850 words - Wrath accidentally, nearly, strangling himself when getting angry over trying to tie a tie. Kindness helps (On AO3 here)

Eyes; M/M, JUST FLUFF AND HUGS - 850 words - Kindness sees for the first time (On AO3 here).  

Visual; M/M, feels, masturbation, voyeur, anal fingering, ❤️ love making ❤️, blood play (kinda), biting, hickies, loads of kissing - 3900 words - Kindness doesn’t want to go to sleep. (On AO3 here)

Erotica

C-137 Rick - Honey, I’m Home; M/F rough oral sex, rough sex, slight name calling and slight bondage - 1600 words - You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - The Tables Have Turned; M/F, pegging, rough sex, dirty talk, name calling, tickling, restraints, slight nipple play - 2400 words - It was still slightly surrealistic to know that Rick had willingly done this, let you be in control of him and be the teased one for a change; it was always you, you underneath his touch that sent you to the point of pathetic begging. (On AO3 here)

Flesh Curtains Rick - The Girl Is Mine; M/F, mildly dubious consent (because you have a boyfriend), pussy eating, possessiveness, cheating, roughness - 2400 words - When Flesh Curtains were touring, the opening act was a big part of the whole show altogether. They had to be somewhat talented, likable and most importantly - there should be at least one of the members who Rick could shag senseless backstage when fans weren’t interesting. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Slow Sex Or Mushy Pancakes; M/F, Morning sex, aching sex, mushy pancakes, rough sex, quickie, slight grinding - 1400 words - In which Reader makes pancakes for breakfast and Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes. He chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - A Slip Of The Tongue; M/F, face-sitting, eating out, daddy kink - 1000 words - It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan?; M/F, erotic massage, slow sex, love making, feelings, love confessions, blow jobs, just fluffy smut and just so many feelings and being gentle - 3500 words - Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next! (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - More Than Just A Dance; M/F, dry humping, lap dance, established relationship, house cleaning, coming in pants - 2300 words - Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. (On AO3 here)

Flesh Curtains Rick - Cherry Cheeks; F/M, spanking, bondage, gag-ball, dirty talk, dominant Rick being called master - 2100 words - Don’t be a smart mouth around Rick Sanchez (On AO3 here)

Cop Rick - Below His Mouth; F/M, cunnilingus/eating out, sexting, dirty talk, daddy kink, true love - 1500 words - You and Cop have been two weeks apart and the last texts you have received have been about how much he wanted to eat you out. (On AO3 here)

Flesh Curtains Rick - You Really Got Me Going; F/M, dirty talk, wall sex, clit stimulation, star-fucking - 2200 words - Rick, member of The Flesh Curtains, spots you singing his song at a small karaoke bar. He makes his bodyguard take you to the back. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - I’ll Smack The Brat Out Of You; Genderneutral, spanking, light bondage, dirty talk, daddy kink - 2300 words - It’s been forever since Daddy was out to play. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Pizza and Persuasion; F/M, cuddles, sleepy cuddles, sex, pizza, lazy days - 1300 words - Should you call in sick for work? Rick persuades you. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Desperate But So Far Away; F/M, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, phone sex - 2000 words - Rick is not home but today, without him, you simply cannot get off so you decide to get him to call you. (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - Achingly Good; F/M, Daddy (Papi) kink, rough sex, a bit of choking, fingering, dom/sub vibes - 1600 words - You call Rick Papi when you want anything but vanilla sex. It drives him wild. (On AO3 here)

Two young Ricks - Double The Fun; F/M/M, threesome, double penetration, anal sex, vaginal sex, blowjob, spanking, daddy kink, possessive behaviour, sex club, creampie, fingering, anal fingering, verbal humiliation, praising - 5400 words - You meet Rick and Rickard at a sex club and things take off from there. (On AO3 here)

Riq IV - Showing You Off; written in genderneutral language and no gender-specific pet names, rough vaginal sex, rough oral sex, forced deep-throating, choking, spanking, slightly bad BDSM etiquette, exhibitionism, voyeur, office/desk sex, sir/pet, collars and leashes, finger sucking - 3900 words - Riq IV invites you for some fun in his office but what you don’t know is that he is in the middle of a video business call when you show up in a leash and skimpy underwear (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - New Beginnings And Old Bad Habits; F/M, break-up + post break-up, hurt, IKEA, emotional sex, wall sex, semi-public sex, angst, arguing, tearstearstears - 3550 words - You meet your ex, Rick Sanchez, in IKEA, furniture-shopping, after the two of you split the furniture 50/50 (On AO3 here)

Miami Rick - Gates Of Heaven; F/M, pussy eating, fingering, finger fucking, wet and messy, praise kink, Miami speaks a little Spanish! - 800 words - Miami loves going down on you (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - All These Deadlines; F/M, procrastinating, banter, college student, vaginal sex, stress relief sex - 2000 words - You are procrastinating due to a Biology assignment, Rick helps. (On AO3 here)

D-99 Rick - A Long And Hard… Day; F/M, vaginal sex, blow jobs, come swallowing - 2050 words - In which you take care of D-99 after he has had a long day at work. (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - In Your Dreams; F/M, dream sex, brief non-consensual kissing, kissing, make-out session, fingering, multiple orgasms - 2500 words - Rick visits you in dreamland for some fun time. (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - Interrupted Plans; F/M, fingering, hand jobs, riding, quickie, passionate - 1950 words - Rick portals home briefly (Despite having plans) to take care of you. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Poking The Bear; M/M, spanking, orgasm denial, sobbing, dirty talk - 2450 words - How To Get A Spanking: You do everything you can to piss off Rick. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story; F/M, clit stimulation, orgasm denial, new year’s countdown - 1450 words - Rick says he wants to make you come as you enter 2019. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - No Chocolates, No Flowers; F/M, Valentine’s Day, cunnilingus, daddy kink, vaginal sex, riding, squirting, passion, sorta rough and sorta sweet, morning sex, vaginal fingering, brief finger sucking - 3000 words - Rick, surprisingly, gives you a Valentine’s present. (On AO3 here)

Zero Rick - Worst Week Ever!!!; F/M, hurt/comfort, comfort sex, vaginal sex, kissing, undressing, fluff - 2580 words - You go to bed in frustration after having had the worst week ever at your job, and Zero is ready to comfort you the best he can. (On AO3 here)

SFW work

C-137 Rick - Don’t Ruin My Sheets; genderneutral, bathing/washing, caring for/care-taking, fluff, romantic fluff - 2000 words - Rick comes homes from an adventure, smelling like God knows what - he wants to sleep, in your bed, in your nice sheets with that stench coming from him - hell no, you decide to give him a bath. (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - A Cure For Moodiness; genderneutral, non-consensual tickling, tickling, fluff, love confessions - 1600 words - Rick is having a bad day - and given how childish he is when angry, you figure you would have to use childish methods to make it all better. (On AO3 here)

Doofus Rick - Until I Found You; F/M (but can be gender neutral if you simply switch the word girlfriend with boyfriend), cuddling, dating, romance, love, star gazing, fluff - 1500 words - Rick has a romantic surprise for you but what is the occasion? (On AO3 here).

C-137 Rick - Not Interested; F/M, bar fight, men not understanding a ‘not interested’, surprise kissing, protectiveness, Rick being nice and not actually looking for pussy???, sexist/derogatory language about women - 2500 words - Rick comes to your aid when a creepy guy cannot understand that not interested means not interested. (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - Enough!; F/M (but can be M/M, if you want), scoldings, flirting, oh no we have a date all of a sudden - 1700 words - Rick Sanchez keeps trying to drag Morty out of your class but one day, you put your foot down. (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - Perfect Imperfections; genderneutral, depression, emotional hurt/comfort, self-hatred, alcohol, comforting embraces, crying/sobbing - 1400 words - Rick tries to comfort you in his own way when your depression is at its high (On AO3 here) 

C-137 Rick - You’re A Softie, Rick Sanchez; F/M, Rick’s POV, couch cuddles, kissing, true love, fluff - approximately 800 words - Rick is lost in thought when looking at you (On AO3 here)

C-137 Rick - I Can’t Protect You; F/M, danger, spaceship crash, description of blood, true love, Rick is hurt and vulnerable - 1150 words - Rick and you crash on unknown territory, which causes Rick to have second thoughts about the two of you. (On AO3 here)