Callahan or Cal for short, He/They pronouns (19 years old)
I like to draw and listen to music! :]
Info:
Ur mom
Fandoms:
Stranger Things, Star Wars, IT, Merlin, Fnaf, Karate Kid, Wednesday, SMCU, Bully, there’s probably more
Music:
MSI, ICP, The Smiths, Tame Impala, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Frankie Goes To Hollywood
TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC! I love recommendations so send em in :D
Games:
OW, Minecraft, Lethal Company, R.E.P.O., Peak, Subway Surfers (I’m not kidding I fucking love Subway Surfers - SIQUYH9FPS2WJT), Undertale, Stardew Valley, Dig Dug (THE ORIGINAL I hate Dig Dug II), Star Wars Episode I: Racer, MLP: Magic Princess (ad79f) “that’s cringe” don’t be a coward, pony up like a man /j
Extra/QnA:
- Love love love emoticons ^v^ they’re so silly lookit them-
- If you want to learn about cassettes or tape readers, I’m here to yap :D!! Have any tapes lying around that you don’t know how to listen to? I’m your guy!
Q: “Does this mean I can ask about tapes in a theoretical sense for art or for fanfic purposes?”
A: YES- PLEASE!!! I would love to help with accuracy for whatever reasons you have!
Q: “Can I get your number? You’re soooo cool and I wanna like- go out with you? Idk.. I mean this is a totally real question”
A: guys pleaaaase stop sending me this question 😏 my asks are full of just this [tumble weed drifts out from my inbox] but in all seriousness, I have a partner :>
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us mike kins got yet another dawg in us (sudden all-consuming jealousy that appears out of the blue and there's no stopping it) and another (the urge to bite people's head off for talking with the one person we can't afford to lose aka jealousy again but it bears repeating) and uh yet another (the urge to bet on losing dogs) wait no. enough. stop it with th (possessiveness to the point where we're embarassed of ourselves) hold on (immense amounts of pride whenever our loved ones do the most mundane things ever because they're just so good at existing how tf) NAH WAI (autism) WOAHHH NOW WOAHHH OKAY HOW ABOUT WE STOP IT WITH THE DAMN DAWGS
Why did they have Hopper go back to being the Chief of Police when he’s supposed to be dead and his co-worker Powell, a black man, was established as the new chief in the previous season?
Why did they have Hopper get mad at Kali for calling El ‘Jane’ when he literally did the same thing at the end of Volume 1?
another crazy thing about stranger things s5 is they used a lesbian relationship to further a male characters arc. and that arc didn’t really go anywhere and they forgot about the lesbian relationship halfway through
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Whether or not a ship is canon or endgame is irrelevant. Shipping is about exploring things you're interested in. That's it. That's literally all there is to it.
@friendlyneighbourhooddm smcu lore timeline part one, oct. 26 through dec. 20!! colors are by importance according to the us terrorism threat levels but minus yellow because that isn't a tumblr font color (red -> orange -> blue -> green) (red being highest and green being lowest). theories are in purple. i am so tired. i spent six days on this before i realized it wouldn't save and had to delete all of dec 21. i spent three hours scrolling as far back on every smcu blog as i could to find their first posts. i cross-referenced timestamps. i want my bachelor's in smcu please!
all jokes aside, this was really fun to compile. i love looking back on smcu lore. i'm sad (and irritated) that people bullied olly and ethan (aka straightestmike and gayestwiil) off the internet not only because it made finding older lore an absolute pain in the ass but also because i considered them my friends. they built this fandom and this story, and they were always at the core of it. i'm sorry that they weren't able to appreciate the love and joy that they created for us. i'm sorry that people thought it was okay to harass them like that
as always, if you'd like written out/detailed recaps of events, days, timelines, plotlines, etc. don't hesitate to send an ask or something <3
october 26
mikey lore drop #1 (thank you @crispautumn1eaves for preserving this. you have my eternal gratitude)
december 9
willis and @straightestella have a heartwarming talk about mikey being terrible
ella confronts mikey about not signing the divorce papers and they talk about ella's sexy italian boyfriend
december 10
willis responds to an ask about mikey
mikey harasses cody
mikey and michelle start dating (this is @straightest-michelle 2nd post btw)
@gayestrichie says mikey and willis made out in 1988
mikey and michelle get shotgun married
drama about mikey's new marriage
mikey, willis, and @gayestcody fight (x, x bc reblogs are messy)
december 11
mikey harasses cody
mikey and willis have a fight after cody leaves willis's house
this is just a fun michelle & @dustin-judges interaction
cody and willis fight
dustin posts a helpful rundown of lore thus far
@bis3xualmax and ella reunite
anon ask boris about his boyfriend. oh... oh, anon, i'm so sorry. theo did NOT in fact stay six feet away. (this is just here bc i think it's funny. also my unreliable narrator boris agenda)
december 12
mikey makes this post explaining the lore between him and willis (thank GOD for @iambylernow for being my straightestmike archive. ty for getting me into the smcu fandom mootie <3)
ella answers a question about how the children, wilbur and wilfred, are handling hers and mikey's divorce
dustin posts a life-saving lore recap
@lesbianestrobin post a life-saving people chart
december 13
some kind of lumax/henderclair/elmax thing going on
cosmo loredump from ella
mikey catalogues current members of the smcu in this edit
smcu-reports #1 is released
@erica-ace threatens mikey
another edit??
@lesbianestchrissy posts a lore recap
december 14
smcu-reports #2 is released
mikey has been kicked out of the garden (10:45pm gmt)
mikey has a midlife crisis (11:45pm gmt)
michelle has a lore dump (she's FRENCH??????) (also, and this was revealed in the smcu newspaper, her last name is Fletcher)
gayesteddie tries to rescue steve from erica's evil base
dustin posts overview of new members
december 15
ANOTHER EDIT???? these are fantastic but man i'm about to cry. i keep wondering if i'm hallucinating
dustin posts a lore recap. i have been working on this for the past THREE HOURS this is my lord and savior. color-coding unclear.
willis updates his intro
SUERB stands for secret underground ex-russian base
art!! by @thegreateventof1928
robin posts a chart & lore recap
december 16
another edit olly man how did you make all of these
boris, robin, cody, vickie, chris, ziggy, max, lucas go to a gay bar and invite mikey. hijinks ensue. (x, x, x)
i join the smcu! i argue with boris and join the straightest trio
mikey has a crisis following some realizations
mikey comes out as a gay homosexual
@smcu-reports acc is created (intro post)
december 17
robin post an updated lore chart/family tree
another smcu!boreo fight
lesbians comfort boris
cody and willis chat
mikey's restaurant, flowers and soles, opens (though he later revoked the no gays rule! progress. we love to see it.)
boris and i christen the restaurant by fighting in it
the Pause begins -- no new accs for 48 hours
carlton drama happens. a new account, gayestcarlt0n or something, is made. he harasses willis's account and makes ethan extremely uncomfortable. with the wrath of the smcu coming down upon him, he deletes the account and says he'll just stick with his "main smcu blog." he did not have another smcu account. marks first big bullying thing that willis and mikey experience. will not be linking the things he said or any reblogs of his account.
december 18
smcu-reports #3 is released
the SMCU THEORIZATION FORUM is created!! initial theories are made about who dustin's wife is (x, x)
erica and friends plan to kill god
smcu!boreo fight AGAIN, this time in shitty russian
mikey's restaurant has glowing heterosexual reviews
it's crossword time
dustin needs a plumber... does anyone know who to call?
the plumb shack phone call comes out
@bicuriousestchris discovers that the smcu is set in chicago
russians according to the smcu reports (and a theory by @lesbianest-vickie)
reporters are missing
december 19
robin chart update / the Pause ends
willis opens his own restaurant, soups and faguettes (technically dec 18 but i so can't be assed to change it rn)
dustin turns straight (and here) and joins the straightest trio (also technically dec18 but at midnight so i'm putting it here)
theo turns straight
@ask-the-wheeler turns straight
dustin forgets his wife
mikey is too important
more about the plumb shack phone call (kudos @lesbianestnancy)
lucas apologizes to dustin and gives him flowers
forgotten & the truth
cody tries to revolt (lmao nice try buddy)
claire fuels russianflowergate for shiggles
december 20
superman theory (@bicuriousestchris)
diana folds to theater-kid-ism/song clue #1
henderclair flowers part 2
song clue #2 (colors of the wind)
song clue #3 (the world will know)
song clue #4 (love in paradise)
song clue #5 (waving through a window)
song clue #6 (open arms) (IM SORRY DIANA I DIDN'T KNOW)
rapture plot lvl 2 achieved, the rapture is out of control
Fake speed running lingo or gaming coms for the dumbest shit ever, I can’t help but laugh
Sleepover (squad) any % [WR!!]: “Wait wait I’m sleepy I’m sleepy- I’m cozy- there’s sheep, I’ve counted them, fuck huge time loss- horrible rng, there were like 40 sheep”
Shoe tying 100% [second place]: “no, chat, this is the bunny rabbit strat hold on. I looped it! It went through the hole! Wait this might be it this might be it- oh my god that’s time!!”
Driving (duos) highway + backroads with backseat driver [40:38 personal best]: “Fuck he didn’t indicate, saved it, we’re good. Watch my blind spot watch my blind spot- I’m turning, we’re good we’re good”
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fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse
