See You In Another Life

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

Finally: ethical drunk driving

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

cmon child safety lid you know it's me