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apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

liking hannibal lecter doesnt mean you support his actions. I do though because there’s something wrong with me

I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you cannot control with respect to whom you fall in love" the fact that this isn't even the most longing/hannigram-suggestive line in the first three episodes of season 3 is so crazy. when does Bedelia crash out? she deserves it after having to put up with these two idiots

Will Graham going I WON'T BE YOUR FRIEND IN A MILLION BAJILLIAN YEARS is so fucking funny

and it is even FUNNIER when hannibal goes lmaoooooo you're still wearing the friendship bracelet I made you. Marry me