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NEWTON, MA—Lamenting that his final moments on this Earthly realm were spent alone with his sister’s “worthless-assed kid,” local man Walter Perkins told reporters Monday that his poignant dying words were wasted on his dumb-shit nephew. “Oh, great, I come up with this profound final speech about finding life’s meaning in one another and I throw it away on this little prick,” said Perkins, whose sage advice about accessing happiness, finding one’s true purpose, and learning to love with abandon would now fall on the ears of Jared, who spent his uncle’s last few seconds “sitting there slack-jawed,” intermittently interjecting the semantically empty linguistic fillers “right,” “uh huh,” and “word.” “This stuff is clearly going way over his head because I had this heartfelt and honest explanation of why I’m not afraid of dying, and he just nods with that stupid open-mouthed grin and says ‘cool, Uncle Walt.’ Christ. I told him to tell my daughter I loved her, and he fucking texted her.” As of press time, Perkins had realized his nephew was a fitting recipient for his dying thoughts after further reflection revealed his last words were, in point of fact, kind of shitty.

Star Wars (1977-1978)

Henry McCook - Spider Webs, “American Spiders and Their Spinningwork”, 1889.

Kojima Productions lives.

Mega Starter Pokemon by VictorsBeard

Dark knight & Lord of Darkness by Marat Ars

Yoga wasn’t widely popular back in the USSR (but I know that some people did practise it), but physical culture in the Soviet Union was huge, and doing morning warm up routines was a common thing.

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Action Comics 453 November 1975

This is the type of logic that will do more harm than good. By teaching men and women self-defense, we can prevent a lot more rapes than if men and women were simply told “don’t rape”. Both murderers and rapists know what they’re doing is wrong and illegal. Don’t get caught up in the lie that men and women can be taught not to rape. Learn self-defense.

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