God Help Me

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why are people drawinf enigma ripped with a six pack that man rotted in his room for YEARS and still just does paper pushing and research in current time. his sister is literally right fucking there who's climbing all the mountains in germany every weekend that woman's abs are sculpted from fine ass marble draw her with the damn six pack instead like damn

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

Hagging out is the only way

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*