The Museum at The Forest's Edge

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April Fools, I scheduled this post for a year later

~ This can be every tarot deck if you're bad enough at it. ~

~Okay okay okay, is this one song lyrics? Am I on the right track?~

Ah, the next best thing to goblin spit. (Stings like a motherfucker but it gets the job done.) In return a book of names (am I right in remembering you were on the hunt for one a while back?) It has the proper names of a lot of things but, very little indication of what they're the proper names of. Just a whole bunch of names written out in an arbitrary order. Maybe one of them is yours?

~ I don't know why you'd want that but actually I guess you wouldn't if you're giving it to us. In exchange, a camera that only takes photos of black and white things. It doesn't take photos in black and white, it just automatically edits anything that isn't one of those colors out of the photo. ~

~ How about... Uh... Here, this one. It's a small plastic figurine, like, arcade prize style, very small and unclear what it's actually supposed to be but actually, every time you look at it, it is a figure of a different thing. It's most obvious when it changes colors because it is still pretty amorphous. ~

~The Curator said it's my job to handle some of the regulars now so hi Xels. And no. We don't have that. Consider approaching your local upside-down farmers market instead. ~

I am... a mite concerned about what might potentially hatch out of either of these eggs, assuming that they will hatch anything, but provided they are just eggs I can probably take them off of your hands. In return, what looks like a large wardrobe that has been shrunken down to be just a foot or so tall. Anything that's placed inside of it will come out of it twice, but it has to be small enough to fit and close the doors.

No I know exactly what that is and isn't a reference to... the proper part of this trade on the other hand...

Reverse phantom limbs. You know I know you don't believe in luck but sometimes you are still surprisingly lucky. In return a basket woven from grass, it leaks like hell but any water drunken from it will taste wonderful.