Funny Trick To Play on Cybergod

    “’Cause I wasn’t always a Solo, choom. Had my other gigs. Dealin’ Juice for Animals, takin’ contracts, killin’ guys, winnin’ fights, y’know. The usual. Just ‘cause I don’t look as tiny and chipper as the rest a’ my competition don’t mean ‘m less of a threat.” And his usual duties also came with flippin’ burgers at a diner, well, technically what he should be doing right now instead of chatting up this stranger. The extremely built Solo gestured to himself. He was basically a brick wall of muscle and meat, not to be taken lightly. As if to bring extra attention to his appearance, he flashed a large grin to show off his golden tusks. 

    All Scraps got told was that there was a chunk of errant code or some shit mashing around in all of Biotechnica’s files. Sounded like someone or something made it past the Blackwall and was trying to break in. And if this was yet another case of a Rogue AI steppin’ too close to important, classified knowledge? Scraps would be stuck with yet another day of cleaning up after remnants of fried code. Not exactly their favorite thing, but whatever, the job paid well. Happily attached to their Netrunning chair, they just leaned back and let themself coast through firewall after firewall to find a....guy? Standing there? Fuck, were AIs making human constructs nowadays too? There’d be a shitstorm if AIs were getting more complex. 

    At least the AI made first contact, that made matters a hell of a lot easier. Scraps never knew what to do with these things, so they tried to avoid any rampant AI cases. So, they just stood still, typing away on their cyberdeck and trying to register and log whatever error was going on. 

@okiyos

    “しないでください.” His voice, gruff and commanding, filled his tent and was easily heard by anyone standing outside it too, which more often than not meant the rest of the camp heard Yoshitsune’s voice. It wasn’t his fault, though! As his hands, large and yet surprisingly adept, were hard at work to mod his weapons. That last Arasaka cargo truck they hijacked had a lot of spare materials to it, materials that Yoshi knew he could put to good use making their weapons stronger, but only if he had the time. Time that Okiyo knew she was intruding upon, but....maybe she was right? He had been closed off all day, hard at work, maybe he needed a distraction? 

    “Rabbits eat that dinner! Don’t see a bit ‘a meat on your plate! Er...or anythin’ like. Grains. Just. Y’know. All that!” Warthog was. Very confused by Mutt’s comment. It was...not a joke, oddly enough? How could he prefer his dinner to what Hog was eatin’?! That’s impossible! Just plain inhuman! What were they feedin’ this poor guy at his job that made him think that was a good meal? Well, uh, no ‘ffense o’course! It was a very good meal! Smelled great, but wouldn’t fill up Warthog even on a bad day! Instead, the juggernaut of the kitchen grinned and held his arms out, gesturing to his entire plate.

    “See? I got some slow cooked pork scop! Rendered down to fall ‘part in your mouth! Way better than anythin’ you’ll find on the shelves! Then, up next t’ the pork we got a biscuit, nice and buttery and toasted and good to soak up any of the juice from the pork and finally! We got! Collard greens! Just like my mama made ‘em! ‘Cept she didn’t make ‘em. Nana did and mama took the credit.”

Cyberpunk 2077 Starters

    “Well, well, would you look at that. Yorinobu Arasaka is finally slummin’ down in his big brother’s morals. Knew there was a reason I stuck around this place.” Well, a reason besides the fact he was practically Arasaka property at this point. Their Solo. Their Frankenstein’s Monster with a fuckin’ Attitude. A man who saw himself as so much more, and that he was. He was simply an heirloom at this point, travelling around with the eldest sibling. Okay, shit, the eldest living sibling. Didn’t know what happened to Kei, didn’t want to ask. Fuck if he knows! Adam’s optics simply flashed a brighter red and transferred off his data to Yorinobu. Plans for how the “security” would fail and an entire squadron would take care of the Board of Executives. 

Cyberpunk 2077 Starters

    The world was a confusing place, but at least Yorinobu helped it all make sense. Who knew that it’d simply take one person to come into Yoshitsune’s life for everything to change. Injustices seemed greater. Colors were brighter. Flowers bloomed more. The heart loved. The heart loved when Yorinobu was around. He was a new perspective, a new truth, someone that Yoshi wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Yes, even when Yorinobu got into fights. Even when Yorinobu took a baseball bat and smashed in some Arasaka coward’s skull. Okiyo cheered Yorinobu on, goading him to keep going! And so it was Yoshi’s task to grab Yorinobu and get him away from the guard, get him somewhere quiet. Simply stated, Yoshi guiding Yori back to their camp.