theflamesthatneverdie

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

I thought this was funnier than I should have

Quality content.

This is wonderful news.

The 70s were a magical time

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

#is this the team instinct leader

The only memelord depiction of Spark I’m okay with.

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

I feel nothing but pain looking at his beauty