TheFirstMrsHummel

Reblog and type in the tags, a food or drink that you consumed because you saw it in a film or show but it turned out to be disappointing in real life (the food/ drink not the show).

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

"i do not dream of labour" is a concept i fully understand and have said myself many times but it's also almost always like. well on some level you do. when you talk about your dream life and its travelling and a lovely house and great food on the table consistently. you dream about other peoples labour

hooooooooo boy

How long did it take them to figure out that it could actually be done? That's staggering.

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

a Manhattan, up, and a whole-milk latte with sugar-free hazelnut.

Boulevardier straight up or glass of Pinot Grigio; Cafe Americano with room for cream.