the felt-tip author

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

this is the most important line in all of english literature TO ME

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet

IT'S MADE OUT OF FILM

Playing a one-person game of Framed except I'm given every frame of the movie and I haven't slept in 24 hours

...what am I watching

......it was NCIS

Playing a one-person game of Framed except I'm given every frame of the movie and I haven't slept in 24 hours

...what am I watching

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand