Sup

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

This comic will only get funnier with time

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been