We're all stories in the end...

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

Gen X are doing it too bitches. 

How is that terrifying though 😆 fuck god and the eagle he flew in on

THIS. 

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

This gets me every damn time lolz

me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell

So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch

I’m cryinnnnnn 😂 ^